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matticus
24-09-2001, 22:30
The Irish S.A.S. have just broken into Battersea Dogs Home and assasinated some Afgans.
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Ripper
25-09-2001, 07:50
Well, I'm glad somebody other than me started this:-


What did the hot dog seller outside the World Trade Centre say?
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Who ordered the two jumbos? http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif



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Ripper: The Smiley Overload Kid

Grey '93 S13 Auto
Mods: Uprated smelly tree
Tree uprated at Ripper laboratories, Florida.
Please, no Scrabbly Nonsense!
Rossy
25-09-2001, 07:52
hmmmm.
JB
25-09-2001, 08:22
Originally posted by Ripper:
Well, I'm glad somebody other than me started this:-


What did the hot dog seller outside the World Trade Centre say?
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Who ordered the two jumbos? http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif



Poor Taste Ripper http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/frown.gif

Unual for a lover of the sacred auto box http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif


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JB
2000 S14 Automatic (in God's own colour (emerald)) http://home.inreach.com/venus/teeth1.gif

Declaring a 'Holy War' on manual cars everywhere http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/otn/violent/smileyshot22.gif
Stuymac
25-09-2001, 08:35
The IRA had taken notice of the eastern terrorists tactics, and this morning stole the goodyear blimp. So far thay have bounced off big ben twice and the houses of parlament once http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Stu

1990 Red S13, with a few little mods. http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/rides/stuymac/side1.jpg
Ripper
25-09-2001, 12:05
How do you turn a pentagon into a square?

Plane down the sides!

NOTE: Apologies to those who think this is in bad taste (which it is) but once the Moderator condones it I am, to all intents and purposes, exempt from blame.

Sort of.

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Ripper: The Smiley Overload Kid

Grey '93 S13 Auto
Mods: Uprated smelly tree
Tree uprated at Ripper laboratories, Florida.
Please, no Scrabbly Nonsense!
Jezz_S13
25-09-2001, 12:14
THe FBI have just arrested an Afgan chef for making a Big Apple Crumble. http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif




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Jezz Palmer
Grey '92 S13, T28 @ 14psi, SAAB FMIC, FATT-S.
I talk crap ok, it's just the way it is.
Spooky
26-09-2001, 16:18
The latest food craze in America - The Flaming Tower Jumbo, it'll be a sensation when it hits the streets. http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Peter
Car now dearly departed except for...
Blizt FATT type S turbo timer and a black ally tax disc holder. Just got a traction control system now, all I want is a 200SX again...
docwra
26-09-2001, 16:55
Ive done it elsewhere ............
The last action the Irish SAS saw was when during the gulf war they broke into London zoo - killed the gorillas, and released the ostriches


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92 200SX, grey
K+N 57i (Im ready for max power now!!)
Bit of ICE, cant be arsed to take the dash off to put more in
Manual, for I have the stick in the middle of my car and in the middle of my legs
Never refuse a challenge!!
alarming mark
26-09-2001, 21:15
have you heard about american airlines new business class service?
takes you straight to your office.

who are the fastest readers in the world?
the yanks,they go through 110 stories in seconds.
im sorry.

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blue 89 s13,lots of mods to come