Well done Jon , you're really on the ball today , you win a prize ( a trip to the secret garden - which is near the custard mines of Moria ).
Nothing gets past our reps " all seeing evil eye ", how...
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Well done Jon , you're really on the ball today , you win a prize ( a trip to the secret garden - which is near the custard mines of Moria ).
Nothing gets past our reps " all seeing evil eye ", how...
Or " show you my ring " , whichever image you find most disturbing !
Arrrrgh , don't be like that Jeff , 'twas only a joke . By way of an apology I'll take you to the secret garden and show you my " precious " . I don't show it to just anybody you know !
In a pointy hat and ( flameproof ) wig , Jeff would be like Gandalf's dad !
The Midlands , fair enough . But Middle England makes us sound like a bunch of Hobbits !
Anyway , should be able to make it to this one , unless I decide to stay home and shave my feet !!
Don't need to be near food , just sh#tfaced , I've got overactive custard glands .
Should be , depending how bad a state I get in tonight ?
Don't laugh if I turn up still covered in custard !
That's what you call your penis and look how pathetic that is !
Mmmmmmmm mmmmm !
Didn't take him long to serve me a gagging order !
Ug ! Fire baaad !
Just passed a black s13 parked on the main road through Sileby ( Nr Mountsorrel ) , anyone we know ?
The caps only for custard protection , I'm much more careful with fire since my last encounter with the fire brigade !
Could've been worse , at least my hair wasn't on fire at the time !
Da dum da dum ........ Dave the human speedbump
I might come , don't think I qualify as a bunch but definately weird .
And everyone knows Lee's parents almost named him " reliable source " .
As its old mother hobnob's bday on Sunday I'll be transporting her pickled remains to various special appearances all afto.
Yeah , I should be there .
I can't make this one , so everyone have a good Xmas and I'll see you all next year .
If we leave you out what the hell are we supposed to do with all the onion rings , I can only fit so many under my hat !
Besides , you'll be missed - there'll be a weasel sized space at the table !
Can do Jon , but it won't be till next Tuesday at the earliest . Takes me @ 1/2 hour to get up there , so not just a case of nipping up while the adverts are on !
What time shall I try and book for...
No I didn't, but I did get the impression they don't get many phone bookings , when I asked the barman if they had a number for bookings , his reply was " what , for here ? " . He later brought me...
Took a few pics on Sunday , this ones my favourite :
Like kids and metallic beige , Porsches are crap !
Stick to s13 pics , Jon .
No wonder people think our area are odd !
I'll be there Sunday.
Your Mummy ......... Maybe !
2nd is good for me , wherever .
BUT .... I will not be held responsible for any custard , cap or any other incident involving me as the 2nd is my bday and it'll be up to you lot to keep me out of...
And only about 90% of mine ever makes it as far as the meet , I have to pick the rest up off the road on the way back home !
You got the car sorted then , Gaz ?