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    as useful as a CA18DET

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    abouts as funny as a kitten with aids

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lead_foot View Post
    as useful as a CA18DET
    lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jez@s13oc View Post
    abouts as funny as a kitten with aids
    That is funny though, ah aids jokes. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evilchap View Post
    I only have useful as fart in space suit and useful as chocolate fireguard in my brain.

    Anybody have any good ones?
    piman in a brothel

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    Paper wellies......

    erm......I know some more but cant think of them.....

    so....erm....ME!!

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    When someone is babbling on about something you don't care about........why don't you go ring someone who gives a fcuk

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    pogo stick's at a thalidomide convention

    cock flavoured condom

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    a glass hammer ..... i'm still waiting to use this unrelated saying in the pub "as white as a ginger birds arse"

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    Quote Originally Posted by b14ck View Post
    a glass hammer ..... i'm still waiting to use this unrelated saying in the pub "as white as a ginger birds arse"
    I saw that used in "Life on Mars" the other night . Managed to use it today when I delivered some bad news to someone that would mean he had to put some hard graft in. What gave it the ultimate effect is that he is black

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    i know this dosnt count but i love saying to someone who looks sad


    " whats wrong with you? you look like someones come into your house at breakfast and pissed in your ceral "

    or "pissed on your chips"

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    a Tortoise with mudflaps

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    About as much use as Ben getting a birds phone number when she's moving to america for a year the next day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evilchap View Post
    I only have useful as fart in space suit and useful as chocolate fireguard in my brain.

    Anybody have any good ones?
    Not heard that version of the fart in a spacesuit, usually "as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit", along with as welcome as a ham sandwich at a Bar Mitzvah.

    anyway back on topic
    as useful as a handbrake on a canoe
    .........as a bike for a fish

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    These all seem to be negative "as useful as"
    How about a positive one? ... as wax on a snowboard - heard this used in France.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sideways Danny View Post
    About as much use as Ben getting a birds phone number when she's moving to america for a year the next day
    Heh .. he beleived that excuse ... girls use that one ALL the time on me .... "eeer, yeah here you go, but dont ring it becuase I am moving to ... errr ..... saudi tomorrow .... for 5 years "

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    Quote Originally Posted by *Deathstar* View Post
    " whats wrong with you? you look like someones come into your house at breakfast and pissed in your ceral "
    Who pissed in your cheerios?

    Or my mrs favourite - Who took the jam out of your donut?
    Last edited by voodoo_melon; 21-11-2007 at 11:21.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris View Post
    piman in a brothel
    Lol!

    'Better than a kick in the cnut' gets used by me quite a lot.

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    As useful as concrete parachute.

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    snooze button on a smoke alarm

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