as useful as a CA18DET
as useful as a CA18DET
abouts as funny as a kitten with aids
Paper wellies......
erm......I know some more but cant think of them.....
so....erm....ME!!
When someone is babbling on about something you don't care about........why don't you go ring someone who gives a fcuk
pogo stick's at a thalidomide convention
cock flavoured condom
a glass hammer ..... i'm still waiting to use this unrelated saying in the pub "as white as a ginger birds arse"
i know this dosnt count but i love saying to someone who looks sad
" whats wrong with you? you look like someones come into your house at breakfast and pissed in your ceral "
or "pissed on your chips"
a Tortoise with mudflaps
About as much use as Ben getting a birds phone number when she's moving to america for a year the next day
These all seem to be negative "as useful as"
How about a positive one? ... as wax on a snowboard - heard this used in France.
As useful as concrete parachute.
snooze button on a smoke alarm