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    Quote Originally Posted by Sideways Danny View Post
    About as much use as Ben getting a birds phone number when she's moving to america for a year the next day
    it was germany you plank


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    I'm not a big ford fan but the RS500 is a legend, you cannot take away from it its Icon status and to suggest that its a chavvy car is like saying Kirsten Scott Thomas is a council estate slapper

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    suntan on a black man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryanmt View Post
    suntan on a black man
    that would be useful for Michael Jackson ?

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    Not as 'as useful as' one, but an expression my old boss used to use was 'bunny ****' (eg What a load of bunny ****)

    (4 letter word, rhymes with plank, starts with w... you get the idea.)

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    as loose as a "cock in a sock"

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    I love the tortoise with mud flaps.

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    as slack as a clowns pocket
    as slack as a wizards sleve
    as wet as an otter's pocket
    in refrence to some of the music i listen to >> its like a bomb goig off in a cymbal factory

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    better than a poke in the eye with a soldering iron

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    not an 'as usual as'...but one of my favourites nevertheless ''face like a bucket of smashed crabs''...

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    A bit off the theme, but when I was a painter decorator in Florida, my cockney boss used to say "Who painted that? Stevie Wonder?!"

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    off topic but it cracked me up the other day

    My mate said

    "I'm so hungry I could eat the crotch out of a low flying duck!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kieran_E1 View Post
    .... solar powered torch
    Yes, what a daft concept.


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    not useless one but funny jst the same..... she's got an arse like a roof tilers nail bag and,when hung over, i feel like i've been eaten by a wolf then shit over a cliff.

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    unrelated but my faves -

    face like a bulldog chewing a wasp
    face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

    up and down like a whores drawers

    on and off like a brides nighty

    I could eat a scabby horse between two bread vans.

    young un's today so much as sneeze and their checking their armpits for boils.

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    My personal favourite is:
    As useful as a canoe with a hand brake.

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    as useful as asking a saxo owner for modding tips

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    My gaffa says to me. ' If ya want sympathy look in the dictionary between shit and sypholas '

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