Originally Posted by Sean-B
Well thanks for making us look like a bunch of weirdos, Jon .
Metallic sand indeed , that's crazy talk .
Well thanks for making us look like a bunch of weirdos, Jon .
Metallic sand indeed , that's crazy talk .
Good idea. We're not too weird, it's just that we had a bit of sun. I had a woman with 5 kids move in next door a week ago, I currently hate the world and everything in it.
Our region has allways been a little obscure to the rest of the country,but, we do have a giggle! Especially when Dave goes to ANY function involving beer!
If you YamYams fancy a visit to us Byron loving bunch of retrobates,feel free, pop over to some time and sample some real life debauchery,lol
Byrons place, Newstead Abbey, is 200yards from our meet.
You may return to YamYam Land rather enlightened,but don't tell DAVE.
we're only weird on the first sunday of every month... we're all normal the rest of the time!
I'm not !
Anyway stop getting all defensive you lot , I've been checking out their section , couldn't make heads nor tails of most of it ( it all sounds a bit Lenny Henry ) , they do seem to like cake though !
But yeah , a meet up would be great , am sure we could overcome the language barrier. We're all Midlanders after all ( apart from our rep who's from wicker man land where they jump about waving hankies and the rivers flow with chocolate) .
And Jeff , I know you were in the same class at school but nobody else gives a toss about Byron !
we like cake too! (nudge nudge!) and dave... you dont mention chocolate rivers!
Byron is very controversial,much like myself,but he never went to weddings and shat himself on the way home!
There endeth the lesson.
BYRON IS MY HERO
And yeah get the YamYams over, I've worked with many over the years,good men and funny as fek!
Well that shows how much you know ,Byron had a notoriously slack sphincter .
And that's last weeks story now I've done something else for your lots amusement .
Go on then, dont make us wait a month. What you done?
As Gaz begged me to let him post , last night , I'll leave it to him . So as soon as he stops giggling and regains his composure you'll find out !
I'm still giggling but here goes... when rang up to speak to my mum, I was told that she couldn't get to the phone coz she was nursing dave. I (being very concerned) immediately asked what had happened. I swear to god you can't write this stuff.... I was told that while working under his car, a pizza delivery guy drove past and ran over his foot! Well I laughed so hard a bit of piss came out!!! I think the real kicker came when I found out it wasn't even his pizza! The ruthless attacker of this horrific hit n pull up 2 doors down incident was alleged to have been driving a mondeo. There is now call for a cull on all mondeo drivers! Haha poor bloke! If it wasn't for bad luck, he'd have no luck at all! Let the wee wee taking commence!!!
You forgot to tell 'em I was brave and didn't cry or shit myself .
Byron would've done !
oh yeah!... he didn't cry or shit himself! haha
HaHa.
How sad to hear of this misfortune that has befallen on Dave, yet again,how tragic!
What a hero for not crying or shatting himself!
Which normally occurs when he over indulges at special events.
OOh by the way, I was driving the Mondeo,SOZ
Its strange why he never heard me coming
Ah , that explains the flames coming out the sunroof and the smell of burning hair !
When I think of you lot this is the image that comes into my head :
For Mash Get Smashed..........By a Mondeo, diseasle.When I think of you lot this is the image that comes into my head :
At least I've got some fans at Download
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