or she could have had a few kids and had her snatch stitched back together more times than an old blanket.Originally Posted by sideways14a
or she could have had a few kids and had her snatch stitched back together more times than an old blanket.
He's a man with a ring of confidence
He likes chicks with dicks apparently
pmsl
10 years ago, he gave me advice to keep one on the boil so I would end up being a quivering night-fantasyAs a married man Id literally run the other way rather than take the chance, if I was a desperado like Ash Id be on it like a rat up a drainpipe.
Tasha has only ever met one of my ex girlfriends, I didnt know she could actually shoot lasers from her eyes before that
So I have taken his advice and looks like it has paid off
Glad to be of service LOL
Pics when youre done with her too
I get the feeling that this would only work if we could pursuade Ernest Borgnine to drive the Isle of Wight to Portsmouth hovercraft.
I sure hope she never sees this thread or the next one Ash starts is asking how to remove testicles from stomach.
Go start your own shemale appreciation thread dude....we know what you like now!
So tonight is "Date Night"
We are supposed to be having a nice meal... said I would pick her up and she asked if I could pick her up from a Hotel in Colchester. WTF does that mean?
Do I go prepared?
It means she's already in a relationship and/or you thinking you'll drop her back there, get invited in for coffee.........
It means prepare to go ball dipping..
Only if you like 2nd's.
Ok
Turns out she was only thinking of using it as a car park. Working tomorrow so didn't want to drink much.
Went to a nice Italian restaurant in Colchester and had a really nice evening. She wants to do it again, I do to.
Still no pics. She looks amazing .... and we had a good laugh over a couple celebrating his 18th Birthday. She was all over him and it was... "We didn't do that in our day".....
Signing off from this thread. You really never know what is going to happen in life and I don't know what is going to happen in the future. But it looks good
Really pleased for youtake that job and get your whole life on a better tack.
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Great work that man.
I was never good at pulling woman. Maybe my first line asking if they fist on the first date wasn't as catchy as it could have been.
As thread starter can sign back on. Don't ever give up on someone in your life. Figured out that somethings are worth fighting for. My only mistake waiting this long.
Sounds promising, do I need to buy a hat?
I get the feeling that this would only work if we could pursuade Ernest Borgnine to drive the Isle of Wight to Portsmouth hovercraft.
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