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    Another thread about chav speak..

    Seriously.. what the fcuk. It's irritating me.

    I don't mind abbreviating stuff, such as IMO (in my opinion).. WTF (what the fcuk) etc.. but some people just take the p*ss..


    Have just seen some kid post on my little brothers facebook:

    Quote Originally Posted by Some chav kid
    u legend. we should bonza at camping and then do safe an tings and then we cud bludger around
    I mean what the fricking hell is that supposed to mean?


    I replied:

    Quote Originally Posted by Lou
    Eh? What the hell does that mean?

    Do safe and tings? WTF!

    To which he said (and I don't understand this either.. I don't even have any socks on!! )

    Quote Originally Posted by Some chav kid
    crickey mate you got a crock in your sock? were goin campin hopefully and we can all sit round the bush telly so gd day to you
    So I've told him to watch his mouth or he won't be allowed to come round our house

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    Kill them. It's the only way they will learn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aitch View Post
    Kill them. It's the only way they will learn
    Funny that. Was just chatting to someone and suggested they be put down

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    lol i like

    what FCUKS ME OFF more than ANYTHING else about chavs, is the moronic needless abbreviations, that dont make the word shorted but merely make the person look like a fecking moron

    eg

    wot u ben up 2 2dai?


    WHAT THE FCUK

    Dai - Day

    WHY ??!?!?!??!!?!?!?

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    I know...

    How much of a lazy cnut do you have to be, to miss out one letter in words as well.

    I'll give him a slap next time my brother invites him round

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou-Lou View Post
    I know...

    How much of a lazy cnut do you have to be, to miss out one letter in words as well.

    I'll give him a slap next time my brother invites him round
    id shave it completely and tar and feather it wonder what stupid things its mates will use to describe it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou-Lou View Post
    Funny that. Was just chatting to someone and suggested they be put down
    I'm currently working on my garden, if you need a burial plot

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    Gah this is I would actually have to go to more effort to abreviate than just type the whole word though I might miss spell something

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nashio966 View Post
    id shave it completely and tar and feather it wonder what stupid things its mates will use to describe it
    Hmm.. that might get me into trouble with the parents tbh..

    I could invite all his mates round to a barbeque and invite and English language tutor round?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou-Lou View Post
    I could invite all his mates round to a barbeque and invite and English language tutor round?
    I could be an English tutor

    My "tutoring" methods might be a little unconventional though

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    Terrible...

    Someone actually said 'lol' the other day to me. But then again, the same person described a strawberry flavoured chocolate as being 'mint'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aitch View Post
    I could be an English tutor

    My "tutoring" methods might be a little unconventional though
    Yeah, I think beating them with sticks might be frowned upon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou-Lou View Post
    Yeah, I think beating them with sticks might be frowned upon
    You've got to be cruel to be kind

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    QUOTE oportunity

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aitch View Post
    Kill them. It's the only way they will learn
    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by DangerJim View Post

    Someone actually said 'lol' the other day to me.
    I nearly did that once Not good!

    I don't like 'lol' anyway..but use it on here sometimes as there isn't a laughing smiley

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou-Lou View Post
    I don't like 'lol' anyway..but use it on here sometimes as there isn't a laughing smiley
    thats becasue we dont like to show that much happiness on here .. its either a big grin ... or a complaint !

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    Quote Originally Posted by DangerJim View Post
    Terrible...

    Someone actually said 'lol' the other day to me. But then again, the same person described a strawberry flavoured chocolate as being 'mint'
    Quality... nicking it for my signature

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny View Post
    thats becasue we dont like to how that much happiness on here .. its either a big grin ... or a complaint !
    But sometimes you just need a


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    even I, as a bloody foreigner cant understand those lines....
    Looks like Polish, i`ll ask my Polish friends

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